1 00:00:19,940 --> 00:00:22,011 - Ow. Ow. Ow. - Ow. Ow. Ow... 2 00:00:22,077 --> 00:00:23,380 I never thought Andy would beat me 3 00:00:23,446 --> 00:00:25,117 in the "leaping off the bus stop bench" game, 4 00:00:25,183 --> 00:00:26,720 but that was one hell of a leap. 5 00:00:26,820 --> 00:00:29,760 I don't know about the "leaping off the bus stop bench" game. 6 00:00:29,860 --> 00:00:31,029 Andy almost broke his leg. 7 00:00:31,062 --> 00:00:32,331 I didn't say he stuck the landing. 8 00:00:32,431 --> 00:00:34,335 Wait, Ollie, you didn't skin your knee. 9 00:00:34,435 --> 00:00:37,609 He hit my leg with a rock so I could feel what he feels. 10 00:00:37,709 --> 00:00:38,844 You're welcome. 11 00:00:38,878 --> 00:00:40,414 Oh, hello, free mirror that someone 12 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:42,552 carelessly left on the curb for children to find. 13 00:00:42,619 --> 00:00:45,858 Okay, how are we smashing this? Anyone got a bowling ball, or... 14 00:00:45,959 --> 00:00:48,598 Maybe we could just use it to make sure we're not vampires? 15 00:00:48,664 --> 00:00:50,133 And we're not. Phew. 16 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,304 Maybe we could point the mirror up and signal an airplane? 17 00:00:52,404 --> 00:00:54,475 And then maybe we could become friends with an airplane. 18 00:00:54,543 --> 00:00:58,183 What? No. Come on, it's a mirror made of glass. 19 00:00:58,250 --> 00:01:00,187 - And glass breaks! - I think 20 00:01:00,254 --> 00:01:02,424 Andy's had enough excitement for one day. 21 00:01:02,491 --> 00:01:05,632 I need time to recuperate and center myself. And pee. 22 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:08,103 Also, there's the whole "seven years bad luck" thing. 23 00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:10,040 Seven years? That's the amount of time 24 00:01:10,140 --> 00:01:11,777 Brad Pitt spent in Tibet. 25 00:01:11,877 --> 00:01:13,046 Louise, why do you always want to do 26 00:01:13,146 --> 00:01:15,083 the most dangerous things all the time? 27 00:01:15,150 --> 00:01:18,390 Whoa, whoa. Smashing a mirror is not dangerous. 28 00:01:18,524 --> 00:01:19,860 It's called fun. 29 00:01:19,927 --> 00:01:22,464 No? Just me? 30 00:01:22,565 --> 00:01:24,335 I mean, I think it's great that you love doing scary stuff 31 00:01:24,402 --> 00:01:26,339 that makes me shut my eyes and think 32 00:01:26,439 --> 00:01:27,542 "when will this be over?" 33 00:01:27,609 --> 00:01:29,145 Fine. This doesn't even look like 34 00:01:29,211 --> 00:01:30,915 a good smashing mirror anyway, 35 00:01:30,982 --> 00:01:32,451 so I'm just gonna leave it for the next 36 00:01:32,484 --> 00:01:35,223 perfectly normal kid who wants to smash it. 37 00:01:35,290 --> 00:01:38,096 We'll figure out another way to be friends with an airplane. 38 00:01:38,163 --> 00:01:39,398 Hi. I'll take a beer. 39 00:01:39,465 --> 00:01:41,971 Louise, no. We-we don't give her beer. 40 00:01:42,071 --> 00:01:43,874 What's wrong, sweetie? You have a rough day? 41 00:01:43,941 --> 00:01:46,379 Is it school? Did you think something had one answer 42 00:01:46,446 --> 00:01:47,849 but then it had a different answer and you were like, 43 00:01:47,949 --> 00:01:48,884 "What the heck?" 44 00:01:48,951 --> 00:01:50,454 I'm fine. We just, you know, 45 00:01:50,555 --> 00:01:53,326 found a perfectly good mirror to smash on the way home 46 00:01:53,393 --> 00:01:55,330 and everybody made me feel weird about it. 47 00:01:55,430 --> 00:01:57,134 Ooh, I love smashing a good mirror. 48 00:01:57,201 --> 00:01:58,938 - Lin. - Right. Playing with glass 49 00:01:59,005 --> 00:02:00,875 isn't a good idea. You could get cut. 50 00:02:00,942 --> 00:02:01,977 Yeah, you could get cut. 51 00:02:02,077 --> 00:02:03,046 I thought that was part of the fun. 52 00:02:03,113 --> 00:02:04,650 It's just, your fun 53 00:02:04,716 --> 00:02:07,689 sometimes involves things that terrify me? 54 00:02:12,599 --> 00:02:15,103 What's your point? Look, if I'm too cool and exciting 55 00:02:15,170 --> 00:02:16,740 for people, then forget 'em. 56 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:19,445 They can just be boring and do their boring stuff. 57 00:02:19,513 --> 00:02:23,053 Louise, don't smash mirrors. Because they don't deserve that. 58 00:02:23,119 --> 00:02:25,023 I mean, they taunt you every day, don't they? 59 00:02:25,123 --> 00:02:26,459 They really do. 60 00:02:26,527 --> 00:02:28,330 Louise, I guess smashing glass 61 00:02:28,396 --> 00:02:31,402 can be a little off-putting to some people, maybe. 62 00:02:31,537 --> 00:02:33,373 But don't give up on those people. I mean, you don't want 63 00:02:33,507 --> 00:02:36,212 to end up like your father. Without, you know, any friends. 64 00:02:36,279 --> 00:02:38,751 - What? I have friends. - No. 65 00:02:38,851 --> 00:02:40,688 Dad has friends. Teddy... 66 00:02:40,755 --> 00:02:43,126 I shouldn't have made that sound like I was gonna have a list. 67 00:02:43,226 --> 00:02:45,565 People come visit Dad in the restaurant every day. 68 00:02:45,631 --> 00:02:46,299 Right, sir? 69 00:02:46,399 --> 00:02:48,069 - Um... - Ignore them. Okay, 70 00:02:48,136 --> 00:02:49,438 first of all, why is this about me now? 71 00:02:49,539 --> 00:02:51,510 And second of all, I have friends that aren't 72 00:02:51,543 --> 00:02:53,146 paying customers. I just, you know, 73 00:02:53,246 --> 00:02:55,117 lost touch with a bunch of them. 74 00:02:55,183 --> 00:02:56,452 Back when I was a teenager. 75 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:58,524 Is it because there were no telephones back then? 76 00:02:58,591 --> 00:03:02,297 I'm gonna go in the kitchen. Where everyone's nice to me. 77 00:03:02,331 --> 00:03:04,402 I mean, the dishwasher doesn't like you. 78 00:03:04,503 --> 00:03:05,103 I know. 79 00:03:05,170 --> 00:03:06,472 Dumb super 80 00:03:06,540 --> 00:03:08,143 smashable mirror. 81 00:03:08,209 --> 00:03:11,349 I don't know why people got so dumb about it. 82 00:03:12,384 --> 00:03:13,587 Oh. Hey there, spider. 83 00:03:13,687 --> 00:03:17,027 You're... in my room. On my loft bed. 84 00:03:17,061 --> 00:03:18,831 But you know what? You're kind of 85 00:03:18,931 --> 00:03:21,302 unconventionally cute. You would tell me if you were 86 00:03:21,436 --> 00:03:24,876 super venomous, right? Yeah, you look like you would. 87 00:03:24,943 --> 00:03:26,479 I like that about you. 88 00:03:26,547 --> 00:03:29,051 See? Look at all the friends I have in here. Jack. 89 00:03:29,118 --> 00:03:31,089 Who's Jack? Probably a really good friend. 90 00:03:31,189 --> 00:03:34,161 Oh, I know who this is. He dinged our car 91 00:03:34,261 --> 00:03:36,199 - and never called me back. - Aw, Jack. 92 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,537 Okay, this is ridiculous. I have to have friends I see 93 00:03:38,604 --> 00:03:40,040 that aren't Teddy and the people 94 00:03:40,140 --> 00:03:42,344 that buy food from us. Oh, hey, Cliff. 95 00:03:42,411 --> 00:03:44,415 Who's Cliff? I don't know Cliff. It's a good name, though. 96 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:47,020 Hey, I'm going out with Cliff. Back in a jiff. Ha. 97 00:03:47,087 --> 00:03:48,524 I met him at a back-to-school night. 98 00:03:48,591 --> 00:03:50,962 He was trying to organize a basketball thing for the kids, 99 00:03:50,995 --> 00:03:53,166 so we exchanged numbers. I didn't have the heart 100 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,103 to tell him our kids don't do stuff. 101 00:03:55,170 --> 00:03:58,343 Hey, Cliff, don't fall off yourself. Ha. You can use that. 102 00:03:58,443 --> 00:04:01,583 He seemed like a person that I could do activities with. 103 00:04:01,683 --> 00:04:04,288 - Is that what people say? - Maybe don't open with that. 104 00:04:04,388 --> 00:04:06,459 Should I text him? Is it too late? 105 00:04:06,527 --> 00:04:07,662 It's never too late for Cliff. 106 00:04:07,729 --> 00:04:10,133 Okay, I'll do it. Wait, no, it's too late. 107 00:04:10,233 --> 00:04:12,104 Oh, God, I just texted him the letter I. 108 00:04:12,204 --> 00:04:14,810 - What do I do? - Okay, gimme the phone. 109 00:04:16,345 --> 00:04:18,517 Hey, Spider, you're still here. 110 00:04:18,584 --> 00:04:20,320 And you built a web? Impressive. 111 00:04:20,387 --> 00:04:22,859 Borderline showing off, but I like it. 112 00:04:22,926 --> 00:04:25,565 Hey, I was thinking, if we're gonna be roommates, 113 00:04:25,631 --> 00:04:27,234 I should probably give you a name. 114 00:04:27,301 --> 00:04:29,539 How do you feel about Winona Spider? 115 00:04:29,606 --> 00:04:31,810 Wait-- Arachnaphoebe. Phoebe for short. 116 00:04:31,877 --> 00:04:34,749 You don't really get excited about things, do you? 117 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:36,653 That's all right. I know it's a great name. 118 00:04:36,753 --> 00:04:37,889 Morning, sweetie. 119 00:04:37,956 --> 00:04:39,726 I need to get your dirty laundry for the wash. 120 00:04:39,793 --> 00:04:41,329 I don't know about you, but I'm about to start 121 00:04:41,395 --> 00:04:43,333 wearing my bathing suit bottoms for underwear. 122 00:04:43,466 --> 00:04:46,840 Ooh! Uh, okay. Uh, spider. We got a spider, people. 123 00:04:46,907 --> 00:04:48,209 Mom, no, it's okay. 124 00:04:48,276 --> 00:04:50,080 - Th- - This is Phoebe. Phoebe, this is my mom. 125 00:04:50,147 --> 00:04:51,583 I know this is a little early to be 126 00:04:51,617 --> 00:04:54,789 in the meeting-the-parents phase, but here we are. 127 00:04:54,890 --> 00:04:56,894 Did you say spider? Here, Linda, I brought a paper towel. 128 00:04:56,994 --> 00:04:59,165 Dad, are you making Mom kill a bug for you again? 129 00:04:59,265 --> 00:05:01,002 I'm not making her. We just have our roles. 130 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:04,475 I bring a paper towel, and your mom does everything else. 131 00:05:04,543 --> 00:05:07,247 He doesn't like to get his hands dirty. Like a mob boss. 132 00:05:07,314 --> 00:05:09,451 Hey, the spider's with me. We're friends. 133 00:05:09,519 --> 00:05:12,224 It has a name. Arachnaphoebe. Phoebe for short. 134 00:05:12,291 --> 00:05:13,828 But never Pheebs. She hates that. 135 00:05:13,928 --> 00:05:15,698 Now, can you holster the paper towel, please? 136 00:05:15,798 --> 00:05:18,236 Louise, we don't have anything against Phoebe. 137 00:05:18,303 --> 00:05:20,575 I'm sure she's great, but she's a spider 138 00:05:20,675 --> 00:05:24,114 and they belong outside. Not in our home. Where we live. 139 00:05:24,181 --> 00:05:26,419 Yeah, and if they come inside our home or restaurant, 140 00:05:26,485 --> 00:05:29,291 then we kill them. Lovingly. That's the contract 141 00:05:29,425 --> 00:05:31,997 that we all agreed to. Mostly us, not the bugs. 142 00:05:32,064 --> 00:05:33,166 What about relocation? 143 00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:35,905 - I hear outside is nice. - Yeah, okay. 144 00:05:36,005 --> 00:05:38,276 Uh, Louise, you want to tell her she doesn't have to go home 145 00:05:38,343 --> 00:05:40,080 but she can't stay here? Go get a cup. 146 00:05:40,146 --> 00:05:42,317 A bottle of wine would be a nice send-off gesture. 147 00:05:42,417 --> 00:05:44,455 She's fine right here, people. You're the ones who 148 00:05:44,523 --> 00:05:47,394 came in here uninvited. I'm not trapping you under a cup. 149 00:05:47,494 --> 00:05:49,699 Sorry, kid. It's either outside or one-way ticket 150 00:05:49,833 --> 00:05:52,070 to paper towel town. Your choice. 151 00:05:52,170 --> 00:05:53,841 And then I need everyone's laundry. 152 00:05:53,941 --> 00:05:56,212 Also, everyone feel free to learn how to do laundry. 153 00:05:56,279 --> 00:05:58,784 Ugh. Okay, Phoebe. Pack your stuff. 154 00:05:58,851 --> 00:06:00,420 You're too good for this place anyway. 155 00:06:00,487 --> 00:06:03,159 And maybe she could tell other spiders not to come here? 156 00:06:03,226 --> 00:06:04,596 - In-in a nice way. - No. 157 00:06:04,696 --> 00:06:05,831 Okay. 158 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:07,502 Oh, it's Cliff. 159 00:06:07,602 --> 00:06:08,537 He-he texted me back. 160 00:06:08,604 --> 00:06:09,873 Cliff? That big red dog? 161 00:06:09,940 --> 00:06:11,843 - He has your number? - That's the guy your dad's 162 00:06:11,944 --> 00:06:14,448 - trying to be friends with. - I mean, we're already friends. 163 00:06:14,549 --> 00:06:17,956 Kind of. I was gonna ask him if he wants to hang out. 164 00:06:18,089 --> 00:06:20,661 Wait, you're asking a guy out? To prom? Dad prom? 165 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:22,331 What's the theme this year-- khakis? 166 00:06:22,431 --> 00:06:25,303 It's not dad prom. It's casual, and also, 167 00:06:25,370 --> 00:06:27,007 I'm getting pretty good at texting. 168 00:06:27,107 --> 00:06:30,146 I just make sure your mother looks at all of them first. 169 00:06:30,213 --> 00:06:31,550 Mom, you want to run them by me? 170 00:06:31,617 --> 00:06:33,019 And then Tina can run them by me 171 00:06:33,086 --> 00:06:35,758 and then I'll run them up through corporate. 172 00:06:35,825 --> 00:06:37,327 Okay, Phoebe. Out into the world 173 00:06:37,427 --> 00:06:39,498 you go to seek your fortune. Try to avoid 174 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:43,273 the cars and all the bikes and people's feet. 175 00:06:43,339 --> 00:06:45,110 God, do people always walk so hard? 176 00:06:45,210 --> 00:06:47,749 Okay, you know, let's go look in other neighborhoods. 177 00:06:47,815 --> 00:06:50,120 I mean, yes, it's our stinky dumpster, 178 00:06:50,186 --> 00:06:51,757 but at least you won't get trampled. 179 00:06:51,857 --> 00:06:53,661 Spiders can't die of smell, can they? 180 00:06:53,727 --> 00:06:55,196 I mean, if so, I'm sure our house 181 00:06:55,297 --> 00:06:56,733 would have killed you already. 182 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:58,804 All right. So long, Phoebe. 183 00:06:58,871 --> 00:07:01,944 And hey, don't let anybody tell you spiders are bad. 184 00:07:02,044 --> 00:07:03,212 I think you're delightful. 185 00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:05,083 Well, I'll let you get going. 186 00:07:05,183 --> 00:07:06,419 Goodbye. 187 00:07:07,220 --> 00:07:09,458 Go on, Phoebe. Get. You got to find cover, pal. 188 00:07:09,526 --> 00:07:12,331 You can't just hang out there, a bird could get you. 189 00:07:12,364 --> 00:07:14,301 Or... I don't know what eats spiders. 190 00:07:14,368 --> 00:07:16,138 A spider monkey? 191 00:07:16,773 --> 00:07:18,209 Don't look at me like that. 192 00:07:18,911 --> 00:07:21,482 What? What do you want me to do? 193 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:23,921 Okay. New plan. 194 00:07:23,988 --> 00:07:26,092 We're gonna sneak back into the house. 195 00:07:26,192 --> 00:07:27,895 And no one needs to know, because 196 00:07:27,962 --> 00:07:29,398 this is just a me-and-you thing. 197 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:31,870 We're gonna stick together. Stick. 198 00:07:31,937 --> 00:07:33,439 It's funny because you're a spider 199 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:35,377 and you make the sticky stuff. Look, Phoebe, 200 00:07:35,443 --> 00:07:36,747 if we're gonna be friends, you're gonna 201 00:07:36,813 --> 00:07:38,684 have to start laughing at my jokes. 202 00:07:42,859 --> 00:07:44,562 Okay, Phoebe. I know it's not what you're used to, 203 00:07:44,629 --> 00:07:46,833 being stuck in a box, but I need to keep this 204 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,804 living arrangement under wraps because of the whole 205 00:07:48,937 --> 00:07:50,775 "spiders aren't supposed to be in the house" thing. 206 00:07:50,908 --> 00:07:53,046 Also, I hope the twigs are to your liking. 207 00:07:53,112 --> 00:07:55,618 I picked out the ones that looked the best for climbing 208 00:07:55,685 --> 00:07:57,487 or just casual lounging. 209 00:07:57,555 --> 00:07:59,058 Are you hungry? You look hungry. 210 00:07:59,158 --> 00:08:00,360 I'll get you something to eat. 211 00:08:00,427 --> 00:08:02,497 But what do you eat? Do you like chips? 212 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,903 Everyone likes chips. Fine, I'll look it up. 213 00:08:05,003 --> 00:08:06,038 Don't yell at me. 214 00:08:06,105 --> 00:08:09,078 Okay, a little secret online spider research 215 00:08:09,144 --> 00:08:11,115 while everyone's down in the restaurant. Hmm. 216 00:08:11,215 --> 00:08:15,558 "House spiders, like many spiders, prefer live prey"? 217 00:08:15,624 --> 00:08:17,194 Okay. No judgement. 218 00:08:17,260 --> 00:08:20,033 I'll just look for the prey that have it coming. 219 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:22,672 Would you guys want to go to my menu-wiping seminar 220 00:08:22,739 --> 00:08:25,210 - called "It's Men- - You, - Not Men- - Me"? 221 00:08:25,310 --> 00:08:26,513 - Oh. - Yes. - No. 222 00:08:26,546 --> 00:08:28,650 Okay, uh, taking out the trash. 223 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:30,186 Totally normal part of my job. 224 00:08:30,253 --> 00:08:31,455 Someone's on the ball today. 225 00:08:31,556 --> 00:08:33,426 Kinda jealous I didn't get to do it first. 226 00:08:33,459 --> 00:08:36,065 Louise, hold on a sec. That bag's half empty. 227 00:08:36,132 --> 00:08:38,771 Some people might think that, Mom. But I'm an optimist. 228 00:08:38,871 --> 00:08:40,574 So, to me, it's half full. 229 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:42,879 Of dreams and rotten food. 230 00:08:42,979 --> 00:08:44,983 And we don't want it to attract bugs, do we? 231 00:08:45,016 --> 00:08:48,690 Okay, anyways, don't wait up. 232 00:08:48,757 --> 00:08:50,126 All right. 233 00:08:50,193 --> 00:08:53,266 It's Cliff. He said he'd love to hang out sometime. 234 00:08:53,332 --> 00:08:54,769 Ooh, he likes you. 235 00:08:54,836 --> 00:08:56,573 Did you tell him the Cliff joke I told you? 236 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:58,944 Tell him you're busy. Then say, "I'll check my schedule 237 00:08:59,011 --> 00:09:00,614 and try to make it work. No promises, though." 238 00:09:00,681 --> 00:09:02,719 Or tell him you're gonna pick him up on your motorcycle 239 00:09:02,819 --> 00:09:05,256 in five, then get your ass a motorcycle! 240 00:09:05,356 --> 00:09:07,729 Look at you, middle-aged buddies. 241 00:09:07,829 --> 00:09:09,465 You two gonna talk about documentaries 242 00:09:09,532 --> 00:09:11,603 and how many times you get up at night to pee? 243 00:09:12,905 --> 00:09:14,609 Oh. Cliff just added me to a group chat 244 00:09:14,709 --> 00:09:16,245 with some other dads from school 245 00:09:16,345 --> 00:09:17,915 that hang out together sometimes. 246 00:09:17,982 --> 00:09:19,451 Wow, he moves fast. 247 00:09:19,519 --> 00:09:21,355 Two of the guys just welcomed me to the chat. 248 00:09:21,455 --> 00:09:24,361 Thanks. Hi, guys. 249 00:09:24,461 --> 00:09:25,798 Someone's the belle of the ball. 250 00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:27,334 One of them just wrote, 251 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:29,706 "Just a bunch of dads to the bone." 252 00:09:29,773 --> 00:09:31,543 I'm gonna write something funny back. 253 00:09:31,643 --> 00:09:35,016 Um, Dad Boys II. Like the movie? 254 00:09:35,083 --> 00:09:36,653 Oh, God, can I delete? 255 00:09:36,753 --> 00:09:38,156 Oh, no, wait, one of them laughed. 256 00:09:38,289 --> 00:09:39,759 Oh, thank God. 257 00:09:39,859 --> 00:09:41,429 Whoa, someone's getting some texts. 258 00:09:41,495 --> 00:09:43,934 Dad's in a group chat with Cliff and some other cute boys. 259 00:09:44,034 --> 00:09:46,272 I mean, they may be cute, we don't know. And they're men. 260 00:09:46,338 --> 00:09:49,077 Bob's on a group chat with people? Like, friend people? 261 00:09:49,178 --> 00:09:51,048 That's great. That's nice, that's great. 262 00:09:51,115 --> 00:09:53,085 Bob's trying to make a friend that's not a customer. 263 00:09:53,152 --> 00:09:56,192 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Customers can be friends. Best friends. 264 00:09:56,258 --> 00:09:58,296 But hey, you want me to stop coming in here to eat? 265 00:09:58,396 --> 00:09:59,933 Is that what you want? I'll stop. 266 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:01,268 If that's what it takes for our friendship. 267 00:10:01,335 --> 00:10:03,172 Just make me, like, 200 burgers and I'll never 268 00:10:03,272 --> 00:10:05,811 step in here again. Unless it's in disguise. 269 00:10:05,911 --> 00:10:07,515 It's okay, Teddy. We're-we're friends. 270 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:09,953 Huh, what's taking Louise so long with the trash? 271 00:10:09,986 --> 00:10:11,923 Tina, Gene, you want to check on your sister? 272 00:10:11,990 --> 00:10:13,660 Okay. Hopefully, she didn't accidentally 273 00:10:13,727 --> 00:10:15,063 fall in the dumpster while throwing the trash out, 274 00:10:15,130 --> 00:10:17,067 which has never, ever happened to me. 275 00:10:17,167 --> 00:10:19,539 Maybe switch it to vibrate, Bob? 276 00:10:19,606 --> 00:10:21,342 Just kinda rubbing it in, eh? 277 00:10:21,442 --> 00:10:23,747 Ugh. Come on, flies. Let me catch you. 278 00:10:23,814 --> 00:10:25,818 I'm totally not gonna feed you to my spider. 279 00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:27,822 - Louise, what are you doing? - Oh! Nothing. 280 00:10:27,889 --> 00:10:29,559 Just, uh, throwing out the trash. 281 00:10:29,626 --> 00:10:31,763 And, uh, trying to catch flies and put them 282 00:10:31,830 --> 00:10:33,567 in this Tupperware thing, because 283 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,905 that's always been a hobby of mine. 284 00:10:35,971 --> 00:10:38,442 Okay, listen. I didn't let Phoebe go. 285 00:10:38,510 --> 00:10:40,180 I hid her in a shoebox in my room and now 286 00:10:40,246 --> 00:10:42,585 I got to feed her since she can't catch her own food. 287 00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:43,987 Who rescued who, am I right? 288 00:10:44,054 --> 00:10:46,726 Yeah, so, uh, if you help me catch some bugs, 289 00:10:46,793 --> 00:10:47,962 I'll let you watch me feed her. 290 00:10:48,029 --> 00:10:49,464 'Cause she eats live bugs. 291 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:52,304 I mean, she doesn't eat live bugs. She does. 292 00:10:52,370 --> 00:10:54,107 Come on, if you guys 293 00:10:54,174 --> 00:10:56,145 had a secret spider, I'd help you feed it. 294 00:10:56,245 --> 00:10:57,982 Didn't we always promise each other that? 295 00:10:58,049 --> 00:11:00,053 I thought it was a secret alien robot agreement. 296 00:11:00,119 --> 00:11:02,324 I guess that was very specific to The Iron Giant. 297 00:11:02,424 --> 00:11:03,861 I guess I'll help. 298 00:11:03,927 --> 00:11:06,700 Me too. Flies usually land on me, eventually. 299 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:08,269 Hey, Phoebe. How's it hanging? 300 00:11:08,336 --> 00:11:11,843 You know, like hanging from your web? Little spider humor. 301 00:11:11,910 --> 00:11:13,547 So, Gene and Tina are here. 302 00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:15,016 - Hi. - Hello there. 303 00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:16,318 We caught you some flies for dinner. 304 00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:18,724 - Tina, want to do the honors? - Uh, not really? 305 00:11:18,824 --> 00:11:20,093 Also, I don't know how we're gonna get them 306 00:11:20,159 --> 00:11:21,997 out of the container without them flying away. 307 00:11:22,063 --> 00:11:24,034 Tell them they won a free night in a fancy shoebox resort. 308 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:26,171 But they have to listen to a presentation about a time-share. 309 00:11:26,272 --> 00:11:28,476 I think we just shake the container and dump them in. 310 00:11:28,577 --> 00:11:29,779 I'll do it. 311 00:11:29,846 --> 00:11:32,752 Shake, shake, shake. And bon appétit. 312 00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:35,256 Oh, it looks like she's wrapping it in a little blanket 313 00:11:35,323 --> 00:11:38,162 to keep it warm. And, oh, she's giving it a kiss. 314 00:11:38,229 --> 00:11:41,001 - Nope. - Does this make us accomplices to murder? 315 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:43,607 Now I'll never be able to run for Congress! 316 00:11:44,976 --> 00:11:46,478 You've been getting so many text messages 317 00:11:46,546 --> 00:11:48,015 your little phone's gonna be sore. 318 00:11:48,149 --> 00:11:49,919 I feel like this is more than I talk to, like, 319 00:11:50,019 --> 00:11:52,357 you guys. But I don't want to go silent, right? 320 00:11:52,424 --> 00:11:55,798 I'm just gonna say "ha-ha" and hope that works. 321 00:11:55,898 --> 00:11:57,668 Oh. Teddy's texting me. 322 00:11:57,768 --> 00:12:00,106 He won't be in tomorrow for lunch because he bought 323 00:12:00,206 --> 00:12:02,210 a bunch of sandwich stuff and he's gonna 324 00:12:02,244 --> 00:12:04,682 "try this making sandwiches thing." 325 00:12:04,782 --> 00:12:05,818 He's not gonna get it right away, 326 00:12:05,918 --> 00:12:07,153 but tell him to stick with it. 327 00:12:07,187 --> 00:12:08,657 Hey. Cliff just invited me 328 00:12:08,724 --> 00:12:09,959 to hang out with them tonight. 329 00:12:10,026 --> 00:12:11,262 Whoa. That's short notice, but I think 330 00:12:11,328 --> 00:12:12,898 I can get you ready. 331 00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:14,234 Okay, there's the dryer. Laundry's done. 332 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,071 Everyone's gets getting clean sheets tonight. 333 00:12:16,171 --> 00:12:18,042 Won't that be weird? Louise, I'm gonna start in your room 334 00:12:18,109 --> 00:12:20,814 and you get to help because of your wonderful loft bed. 335 00:12:20,881 --> 00:12:22,952 That makes changing sheets so easy. 336 00:12:23,052 --> 00:12:25,056 No, no, no, no, no, don't go in there. Uh... 337 00:12:25,123 --> 00:12:27,929 I can do it. I want to do it. I should learn, 338 00:12:28,029 --> 00:12:29,464 in case you and Dad die. 339 00:12:29,565 --> 00:12:31,368 Which you will, I assume, one day. 340 00:12:31,435 --> 00:12:33,740 Never! We'll get them to start taking echinacea 341 00:12:33,807 --> 00:12:35,076 and they'll live forever. 342 00:12:35,143 --> 00:12:38,349 Okay, yup... No, that's not working. 343 00:12:38,449 --> 00:12:40,019 What about... Nah. Nope. 344 00:12:40,119 --> 00:12:42,090 Yeah. I'm not doing this. 345 00:12:42,157 --> 00:12:44,829 It'll be fine. Who needs sheets? Okay, 346 00:12:44,963 --> 00:12:47,233 goodnight, Phoebe... Oh, no. No, no, no. 347 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,338 Where'd she go? Where'd she go, where'd she go? 348 00:12:49,438 --> 00:12:52,310 - Uh-oh. Phoebe's missing? - Smart money says the flies did it. 349 00:12:56,786 --> 00:12:58,289 Ugh, Phoebe. Why didn't you stay in the box? 350 00:12:58,356 --> 00:13:01,061 You mean the shoebox you trapped a wild spider in? 351 00:13:01,161 --> 00:13:02,765 - Yeah, I don't know. - What's Phoebe's problem? 352 00:13:02,832 --> 00:13:04,602 That's one of the top three boxes we have. 353 00:13:04,669 --> 00:13:06,539 Okay, she has a belly full of flies, so she can't be moving 354 00:13:06,606 --> 00:13:09,344 too fast. Hopefully she hasn't made it to the living room, 355 00:13:09,444 --> 00:13:11,215 'cause Mom and Dad are in there watching that show 356 00:13:11,281 --> 00:13:13,419 about England. I think it's called Queen Time. 357 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:15,056 Yeah, seems like Dad's stalling. 358 00:13:15,156 --> 00:13:16,526 He's nervous about his dad date. 359 00:13:16,593 --> 00:13:18,095 Of course he's nervous. It's Cliff. 360 00:13:18,195 --> 00:13:20,133 Okay, she's not in here. Fan out. 361 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,137 Gene, you go that way. Tina, you go that way. 362 00:13:22,237 --> 00:13:24,041 I'll go this way. Watch your step. 363 00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:25,944 And if you see her, let's have a signal. 364 00:13:26,011 --> 00:13:27,782 Say "along came a hmm-hmm." 365 00:13:27,915 --> 00:13:29,418 Ding-dong? Oh, right. Spider. 366 00:13:29,484 --> 00:13:32,123 So, are you, uh, going out tonight or what? Or no? 367 00:13:32,190 --> 00:13:33,827 Yeah. - I'll- - I'll probably go. 368 00:13:33,927 --> 00:13:36,265 They're-they're out, at a place, so they're already there. 369 00:13:36,332 --> 00:13:40,106 I can just show up late, you know? Or-or really late. 370 00:13:40,206 --> 00:13:42,545 Yeah, I'm just gearing up to, you know, put shoes on 371 00:13:42,645 --> 00:13:45,651 and then I'll pick an outfit. It's part of my process. 372 00:13:45,718 --> 00:13:47,153 Of hanging out. With-with friends. 373 00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:48,690 Yeah, sounds like you do it a lot. 374 00:13:48,757 --> 00:13:50,460 And I think it's fine you didn't shower. 375 00:13:50,527 --> 00:13:52,297 What? Oh. Oh, boy. 376 00:13:52,397 --> 00:13:55,269 Yeah, it doesn't matter. They're dads. They probably smell, too. 377 00:13:55,336 --> 00:13:56,806 Maybe it'll be a nice icebreaker. 378 00:13:56,906 --> 00:13:58,677 This one smells really bad. 379 00:13:58,744 --> 00:14:00,179 This one's okay. 380 00:14:00,246 --> 00:14:02,551 Maybe I can just angle my body this way all night? 381 00:14:02,618 --> 00:14:04,087 - You can start that now. - Mm. 382 00:14:04,154 --> 00:14:06,291 I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm used to it. 383 00:14:06,358 --> 00:14:07,995 I just try not to breathe so much. 384 00:14:08,095 --> 00:14:10,500 Ugh. So, we didn't find her. That means 385 00:14:10,567 --> 00:14:13,072 she's either in the living room or in Mom and Dad's room. 386 00:14:13,139 --> 00:14:14,976 You guys got to get Mom and Dad out of there 387 00:14:15,043 --> 00:14:16,546 so I can look for her. Tina, you take Mom. 388 00:14:16,646 --> 00:14:19,886 Gene, you take Dad. Get 'em into your rooms and keep 'em there. 389 00:14:19,986 --> 00:14:21,756 Uh, okay. I can do that. No problem. 390 00:14:21,856 --> 00:14:25,329 I'll just tell Mom we're looking for a spider? 391 00:14:25,430 --> 00:14:27,735 No, no. Don't tell her that. Tell her anything but that. 392 00:14:27,802 --> 00:14:29,071 Right, right. Sorry. 393 00:14:29,137 --> 00:14:31,241 I'll tell Dad I want to have "the talk" with him. 394 00:14:31,308 --> 00:14:32,912 The talk about my ingrown toenail 395 00:14:32,978 --> 00:14:34,749 and just toe health in general. 396 00:14:34,816 --> 00:14:38,122 Wow, you agreed to come in here and talk to me really fast. 397 00:14:38,189 --> 00:14:39,726 Well, it's not because I don't want to go out 398 00:14:39,826 --> 00:14:42,598 with the other dads, because I definitely do. 399 00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:43,466 Okay, good to know. 400 00:14:43,533 --> 00:14:45,436 So, w-what did you want to talk about? 401 00:14:45,537 --> 00:14:49,377 Um, how do you feel about ingrown toenails? 402 00:14:49,478 --> 00:14:51,115 I mean, I have them. 403 00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:53,119 Okay, follow-up question: 404 00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:54,522 what should we talk about next? 405 00:14:54,622 --> 00:14:57,160 Uh, I guess I've put this off long enough. 406 00:14:57,227 --> 00:14:59,264 They're waiting for me at the bar. 407 00:14:59,331 --> 00:15:02,103 You sound really into it. I'm excited to grow up. 408 00:15:02,170 --> 00:15:04,542 - I better go get dressed. - In your room? No! 409 00:15:04,609 --> 00:15:07,180 Uh, I mean, you want to borrow something of mine? 410 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,917 What kind of look are you going for-- 411 00:15:09,017 --> 00:15:11,188 Bahama Tommy or rhinestone cowboy? 412 00:15:11,321 --> 00:15:13,325 Oh. I-I wasn't thinking about a look. 413 00:15:13,426 --> 00:15:16,198 I was just gonna put on shoes and maybe change my shirt. 414 00:15:16,298 --> 00:15:19,572 Your mother said things that make me think I should change. 415 00:15:19,639 --> 00:15:22,444 No! Don't change your shirt. Let me smell. 416 00:15:22,477 --> 00:15:25,584 Ooh, that's bold. It's like your sweat started sweating. 417 00:15:25,651 --> 00:15:27,187 Ugh, no spider. 418 00:15:27,253 --> 00:15:29,992 All right. Mom and Dad's room. Maybe Phoebe likes 419 00:15:30,092 --> 00:15:32,497 middle-aged bras and dandruff all over the place. 420 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,236 So I'm happy we moved over here to talk about stuff. 421 00:15:35,336 --> 00:15:36,973 Leaning against the bookshelf was a weird idea, 422 00:15:37,073 --> 00:15:38,710 but it was good we tried. 423 00:15:38,810 --> 00:15:40,012 Yeah, I like to try things. 424 00:15:40,079 --> 00:15:43,185 So, uh, how, uh, was your day? 425 00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:45,289 Eh, it was good. Although I did have a sneeze 426 00:15:45,356 --> 00:15:47,327 where I farted a little, and I think a customer heard. 427 00:15:47,427 --> 00:15:49,932 Wow, let's talk about that. What happened next? 428 00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:51,703 Tina, honey, didn't you have something 429 00:15:51,769 --> 00:15:52,905 you wanted to talk about? 430 00:15:52,972 --> 00:15:54,341 No, this seems much more important now. 431 00:15:54,407 --> 00:15:56,813 So, uh, you talk. More. Please. 432 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:59,585 Okay. Well, I farted. 433 00:15:59,652 --> 00:16:00,419 Uh-huh. 434 00:16:00,621 --> 00:16:02,257 And I-I tried to cover it up with a cough, 435 00:16:02,323 --> 00:16:04,629 - but that made me fart again. - Then what did you do? 436 00:16:04,695 --> 00:16:07,400 I looked over to see if she was looking at me, and-and she was. 437 00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:10,607 Didn't see that coming. Keep-keep going. 438 00:16:10,741 --> 00:16:13,379 So, I grabbed the trash can and I started dragging it around 439 00:16:13,479 --> 00:16:15,651 on the floor so it'd make a fart sound, so she'd think 440 00:16:15,751 --> 00:16:18,155 it was the trash can and not me. But it wouldn't make 441 00:16:18,222 --> 00:16:20,126 the right sound, so I had to fart again 442 00:16:20,159 --> 00:16:21,563 and then blame it on the trash can. 443 00:16:21,663 --> 00:16:22,598 That's so smart. 444 00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,535 Okay, enough about me. Your turn. 445 00:16:24,602 --> 00:16:26,673 I don't even know if I can follow that. 446 00:16:26,773 --> 00:16:30,547 Um, should we take a few more minutes to unpack your story? 447 00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:34,487 So, there you were, farting and dragging a trash can around... 448 00:16:34,555 --> 00:16:37,427 Ugh, I give up. Wherever you are Phoebe, 449 00:16:37,493 --> 00:16:41,669 I hope there are plenty of bugs for you to murder. 450 00:16:42,638 --> 00:16:44,709 No way. Phoebe! I found you! 451 00:16:44,809 --> 00:16:45,978 Wait, Phoebe? 452 00:16:46,078 --> 00:16:48,082 - Phoebe the spider? - Oh, hi, Dad. 453 00:16:48,148 --> 00:16:51,689 No, Phoebe from Friends. I see her everywhere. 454 00:16:51,756 --> 00:16:53,092 Louise. 455 00:16:53,158 --> 00:16:55,797 Okay, fine. I kind of didn't take her outside 456 00:16:55,898 --> 00:16:57,968 and she's been living in my room in a box. 457 00:16:58,035 --> 00:16:59,539 Until now. Now she's living 458 00:16:59,639 --> 00:17:01,475 - in your bed. - Oh, my God. What? 459 00:17:01,543 --> 00:17:03,880 - What's going on? - Louise's spider is living in our headboard. 460 00:17:03,947 --> 00:17:05,016 Who, Phoebe? 461 00:17:05,082 --> 00:17:07,153 Louise, Mom... is here. Hi, Mom. 462 00:17:07,220 --> 00:17:08,857 Dad, why won't you let me brush your back? 463 00:17:08,924 --> 00:17:10,226 The other dads will love it. 464 00:17:10,293 --> 00:17:12,263 Any chance you guys enjoy sleeping with spiders 465 00:17:12,330 --> 00:17:15,203 over your head? No? Okay. Phoebe, 466 00:17:15,303 --> 00:17:17,307 Charlotte's Web time. Spell something fun. 467 00:17:17,407 --> 00:17:19,010 "Terrific parents." Go. 468 00:17:19,077 --> 00:17:21,215 Give her a second. 469 00:17:25,489 --> 00:17:27,126 Louise, why didn't you take Phoebe outside yesterday? 470 00:17:27,193 --> 00:17:29,799 I tried, but it wasn't safe out there. I couldn't do it. 471 00:17:29,932 --> 00:17:33,205 The world's too dangerous for a fresh-faced kid like Phoebe. 472 00:17:33,272 --> 00:17:34,842 She's not ready for the bright lights. 473 00:17:34,909 --> 00:17:35,944 She will be. One day. 474 00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,815 Louise, sweetie, we're gonna have to get the spider 475 00:17:37,915 --> 00:17:41,121 out of there somehow. It might be nice or it might not be nice, 476 00:17:41,188 --> 00:17:43,192 but we got to do it. I'm sorry, baby. 477 00:17:43,259 --> 00:17:45,530 No, no, no, no. It's okay. - I'll- - I'll do it. I-I got it. 478 00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:47,267 It's fine. I'll get her out of there. 479 00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,703 And I'll take her back to her box, 480 00:17:48,770 --> 00:17:50,507 and we'll all be happy and we'll eat live flies-- 481 00:17:50,574 --> 00:17:53,012 some of us-- and we'll be this cool blended family 482 00:17:53,112 --> 00:17:54,281 that everybody's jealous of. 483 00:17:54,414 --> 00:17:57,922 Come on, Phoebe. Ugh! I can't get her. 484 00:17:57,988 --> 00:18:00,159 Oh, we're gonna get her. Because I sleep 485 00:18:00,293 --> 00:18:01,562 right under there, Louise. 486 00:18:01,629 --> 00:18:03,299 And I know you like her, but I don't like her 487 00:18:03,399 --> 00:18:04,635 as much as you do. And I don't want her 488 00:18:04,702 --> 00:18:07,206 to crawl on my face or go into my mouth. 489 00:18:07,307 --> 00:18:10,246 Or ears, nose, throat-- all the openings. 490 00:18:10,313 --> 00:18:11,716 - That's not all of them. - Gene. 491 00:18:11,816 --> 00:18:14,689 Okay, uh, what if you guys just sleep in my room with me 492 00:18:14,755 --> 00:18:16,325 and this is Phoebe's room now? 493 00:18:16,391 --> 00:18:18,462 I'd be open to roommates. We could split the utilities. 494 00:18:18,563 --> 00:18:20,634 I'm sorry, sweetie, that's not gonna work. 495 00:18:20,734 --> 00:18:23,707 It's not fair. Everyone thinks Phoebe is this scary spider. 496 00:18:23,773 --> 00:18:27,548 And, yeah, maybe she's a little dangerous, but not much. 497 00:18:27,615 --> 00:18:30,386 She's just trying to live her life. But that doesn't 498 00:18:30,453 --> 00:18:35,296 make her weird or bad. Does it? I mean, does it? 499 00:18:35,363 --> 00:18:36,599 Are we still talking about Phoebe? 500 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,970 - I can't tell. - Louise, are we possibly 501 00:18:39,037 --> 00:18:40,406 talking about you now? 502 00:18:40,473 --> 00:18:42,477 What? I don't know. Maybe. 503 00:18:42,578 --> 00:18:44,447 Oh, honey. Come here. Come on. 504 00:18:44,515 --> 00:18:46,686 You know all that so-called dangerous stuff? 505 00:18:46,753 --> 00:18:49,057 That's a part of who you are. But don't let anyone 506 00:18:49,190 --> 00:18:50,459 make you feel like it's all you are. 507 00:18:50,527 --> 00:18:54,200 You're also thoughtful and kind and imaginative. 508 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:55,504 Part of the big, crazy mix that 509 00:18:55,604 --> 00:18:57,708 - makes Louise Louise. - Your mom's right. 510 00:18:57,841 --> 00:19:00,947 You are a little bit of a risk taker, maybe, compared to some, 511 00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:03,452 but it's one of the things that makes you interesting. 512 00:19:03,553 --> 00:19:05,189 And it's not like it's hurting anyone. 513 00:19:05,222 --> 00:19:06,458 I mean, you know, every once in a while, 514 00:19:06,559 --> 00:19:09,197 but probably not on purpose. That much. 515 00:19:09,297 --> 00:19:10,634 Right. But, Louise, 516 00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:13,172 you're adventurous, and in another time, 517 00:19:13,238 --> 00:19:16,345 you might have been a-a, uh, a pirate. 518 00:19:16,478 --> 00:19:18,883 Uh, a nice pirate. Or a fun bootlegger. 519 00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:20,219 Ooh, bootlegger. 520 00:19:20,319 --> 00:19:22,758 Anyway, we're all glad you are who you are. 521 00:19:22,858 --> 00:19:24,662 Well, that's... Thanks, guys. 522 00:19:24,729 --> 00:19:27,266 I like the pirate part. That was a nice touch. 523 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,538 So, what should we do about Phoebe? 524 00:19:31,509 --> 00:19:32,978 Please let this work. Got her! 525 00:19:33,112 --> 00:19:34,447 - Oh! - Oh, thank God. - TINA andYay! 526 00:19:34,515 --> 00:19:36,184 Aw, Bob. It's late. Are your dad friends 527 00:19:36,251 --> 00:19:37,688 still waiting for you? 528 00:19:37,755 --> 00:19:41,128 Eh, it's fine. I'd rather be doing this. Honestly, you guys 529 00:19:41,228 --> 00:19:44,067 are the only people I really like to hang out with. 530 00:19:44,134 --> 00:19:45,436 Don't tell Teddy I said that. 531 00:19:45,504 --> 00:19:48,643 So, we're your only friends. Which is not sad at all. 532 00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:51,248 But, like, who's your best friend? Don't say Mom. 533 00:19:51,314 --> 00:19:52,785 You're all equal. But Phoebe the least. 534 00:19:52,851 --> 00:19:55,189 But just because I don't know her that well. 535 00:19:55,256 --> 00:19:56,726 Okay, Phoebe and I are going to bed. 536 00:19:56,826 --> 00:19:59,565 - We'll see you all upon the morrow. - Louise. 537 00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,769 Not that your box isn't really nice with all the twigs 538 00:20:01,803 --> 00:20:04,542 and stuff, but I don't think Phoebe likes it in there. 539 00:20:04,608 --> 00:20:05,711 She did escape. 540 00:20:05,777 --> 00:20:07,981 We've been through this. I'm not taking her outside. 541 00:20:08,048 --> 00:20:10,419 She's a house spider. I looked it up. 542 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,457 They gave themselves that name for a reason. 543 00:20:12,524 --> 00:20:15,329 I-I think I know a place where she'll be happy. 544 00:20:15,429 --> 00:20:16,799 This is a great idea. 545 00:20:16,899 --> 00:20:18,770 She's gonna eat so many flies for you, Dad. 546 00:20:18,870 --> 00:20:22,310 Yup. I'm really, really glad that we'll be working together. 547 00:20:22,376 --> 00:20:24,414 She's not family, so you might have to pay her. 548 00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:25,917 And I'm kind of taking care of her finances 549 00:20:25,984 --> 00:20:28,556 while she gets on her feet. So, you can pay me. 550 00:20:28,623 --> 00:20:31,294 Yeah sure, okay, we'll talk about that. 551 00:20:31,394 --> 00:20:32,798 Oh, it's Teddy. 552 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,871 He says, "I'm sorry. The sandwich was a disaster." 553 00:20:35,937 --> 00:20:38,610 There was blood everywhere. It's okay now, but, uh, 554 00:20:38,710 --> 00:20:40,714 I'm gonna come into the restaurant tomorrow. 555 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,818 It's just easier to hang out at the restaurant because 556 00:20:42,918 --> 00:20:45,724 that's where you work. And it's where I eat. 557 00:20:45,757 --> 00:20:49,030 I know it's late but, I-I need you to text me back. 558 00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:51,869 Tonight. Now. And send. 559 00:20:55,342 --> 00:20:58,215 "Sounds good." Yes! We're back, baby! 560 00:20:58,315 --> 00:21:00,286 Ow. Ow. Oh, boy, that's bleeding again. 561 00:21:00,352 --> 00:21:03,526 ♪ Me and my spider, I'm stronger beside her ♪ 562 00:21:03,593 --> 00:21:07,066 ♪ Just can't deny that we're two of a kind ♪ 563 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:10,439 ♪ The world doesn't get us, it tries to correct us ♪ 564 00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:14,214 ♪ But that's okay because we'll leave it behind ♪ 565 00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:15,917 ♪ You've caught me in your web ♪ 566 00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:20,861 ♪ And there's no word that can describe ♪ 567 00:21:20,927 --> 00:21:26,037 ♪ The feeling when I look in all your eyes ♪ 568 00:21:26,104 --> 00:21:27,774 ♪ Little Phoebe ♪ 569 00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:31,448 ♪ I want to spend my life catching your flies. ♪ 570 00:21:31,516 --> 00:21:33,620 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 571 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:35,824 and TOYOTA.